"Stop It!"
"Pick it up!"
"Stop picking your nose!"
"Get your fingers out of your butt!"
"Go wash your hands!"
"Put your clothes back on!"
"Go atleast put underwear on!"
"Would you PLEASE stop going outside naked!"
"Quit putting your junk on my desk!"
"Stop playing in the water!"
"Soap isn't free you know!"
"The puppy has your toy!"
"Stop putting water in all of your little cooking things. They just get spilled all over the floor!"
"Go find a towel!"
"Would you PLEASE just listen to me?!?!?!"
"I told you that was going to happen. If you would listen we could have avoided that fall/injury!"
"Leave my boobs alone. They are not yours to poke, slap, pinch or smack."
"Could I PLEASE just go to the bathroom by myself ONE time today?"
There are several more but these I thinbk are the ones I have used so far today and it isn't even 11:00 yet!!!!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
NEEDED: Boy's 3T clothes
I am in need of boy's 3T clothes if you can spare some. One of my good friends niece house burned to the ground lastnight. She has a 2 year old little boy. They lost everything. He is also in need of some gently used sippy cups.
If you can send anyone else to the blog that can help, PLEASE do. I am willing to help with the shipping expenses.
Thanks to anyone that can help!
If you can send anyone else to the blog that can help, PLEASE do. I am willing to help with the shipping expenses.
Thanks to anyone that can help!
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
The Importance of walking.....

The Importance of Walking.
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
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