"Pick it up!"
"Stop picking your nose!"
"Get your fingers out of your butt!"
"Go wash your hands!"
"Put your clothes back on!"
"Go atleast put underwear on!"
"Would you PLEASE stop going outside naked!"
"Quit putting your junk on my desk!"
"Stop playing in the water!"
"Soap isn't free you know!"
"The puppy has your toy!"
"Stop putting water in all of your little cooking things. They just get spilled all over the floor!"
"Go find a towel!"
"Would you PLEASE just listen to me?!?!?!"
"I told you that was going to happen. If you would listen we could have avoided that fall/injury!"
"Leave my boobs alone. They are not yours to poke, slap, pinch or smack."
"Could I PLEASE just go to the bathroom by myself ONE time today?"
There are several more but these I thinbk are the ones I have used so far today and it isn't even 11:00 yet!!!!