Imponderables

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out offive enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread tobegin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Hollandcalled Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are theothers here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons andforks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are wesupposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on thepostage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
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As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the twowords 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?
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